If every word I said could make you laugh, I’d talk Forever
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
A video of The Killers covering ‘Don’t You (Forget About Me)’ by Simple Minds has been uploaded on YouTube.
Periods aren’t an excuse to get out of anything.